(I'm writing this to prepare myself for the matriculation exam of English which will be tomorrow. This is the composition part of the writing part of the exam of spring 2003. The composition should be between 150 and 200 words and there are some topics you should write about. I chose "How to train a boyfriend".)

How to train a boyfriend...

Somebody think that training a boyfriend is a hard thing to do. Yeah, that will take time but I can tell you that it's not impossible. If you have trained a dog making your boyfriend a well-trained individual will be a easy trick for you. Here are some tips for the new boyfriend-trainers:

First you have to let the boyfriend know that you are the boss. At some age man may rebel against authorities but you have to stay calm and make him stop that misbehavior. Usually boyfriends stop that if you don't pay any attention to them. But if that bad behavior will continue you maybe have to punish him with a little flap to the cheek, not too strong so he won't get any trauma.

Some boyfriends are really like cavemen eating only raw flesh. It's really important to instruct him to eat vegetables or at least cooked meat if you would like to take your boyfriend to your family dinner sometime. To avoid a big culture shock you have to make your boyfriend familiar with vegetables bit by bit. First put one apple next to his steak, next time put there also a orange. Put there everytime a few vegetables more and when he seemingle have get used to those put a banana on the plate instead of the steak. That might be a little shock for him but I promise that he will recover.

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